November is also Thanksgiving. I love Thanksgiving because it means lots of yummy food and spending time with family. In honor of Thanksgiving, for each day I'm going to tell a funny Thanksgiving joke, or tell a funny Thanksgiving story. I may even throw in some stuff I'm thankful for. I won't write posts everyday but I will when I think about it. So here we go....
November 1- I'll start with something I'm thankful for. I'm thankful for m my membership in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. I have a testimony that this church is true! I'm so grateful for my Heavenly Father and all he has blessed me with. Because of the Gospel, I am sealed to my best friend for all of time and eternity!
November 2- It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.
"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.
"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.
"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"
November 3- In my family, we have a Thanksgiving curse. Almost every year something bad happens. My first story is about how I was plagued by the curse.
When I was in 3rd grade, my family went to Aspen for Thanksgiving. Our plans for the day were to go Ice Skating and then out to a fancy Thanksgiving dinner.
We had been skating for about an hour, when we decided it was time to go. I shared over to my dad and said "look dad, I can stop!" I stopped and then fell over. The fall broke my tibia and I started screaming.
We headed to the hospital and they had to call in a doctor from his dinner to xray and cast my leg.
The restaurant where we were supposed to go, offered to bring us dinner. They showed up with a full dinner on China plates!
I was in a cast up to my hip and in a wheel chair for 3 months and then a cast just below my knee and crutches for the next 6 months.
That is just one of many Thanksgiving curse stories.
November 4- One of my favorite Thanksgiving foods is canned cranberry. I love how it keeps the shape of the can and that you get slices!
November 5- Why couldn't the teddy bear eat any more Thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed.
Oh my goodness, these were so funny to read! That is so sad about your thanksgiving curse. I have a birthday curse. I hope this year is not that bad for you!!
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